Insight Distiller Prints

A survey taker distills the voices of the many into his ear.

A Good Batch.

'I think I just had an epiphany. How do I make it go away?'

Bottle Distillery

CASA DE JOY PREMIUM TEQUILA STONE BISSETT DISTILLERY CONT. NET.1000 ML 40% ALC Vol.

Late-Onset Epiphany

"It says it's the vodka that's distilled twenty-nine times - they just can't seem to get it right."

"I knew there was something wrong when he stopped reading the obituaries."

The Angel's Share

"Have you heard something that the rest of us don't know about?"

'We have developed an APP we use to import ingredients from the Internet, merge them in the computer, and then download them into the distiller and then just bottle the output.'

'I told you not to take a left out of the office - now we're completely lost!'

Need Cash for Alcohol Research.

An enlightenment seeker heads back from Truth lookign shocked.

This is Mr Smith from Big Data Mining. He says he's found an insight.

'What the hell is PIG IRON?'

"Old Martini Had A Farm"

People with anything valuable to say rarely become orators.

"Give me insights on marketing to your age demographic...and I'll give you a bright shiny penny."

'It's a shame that valuable water gets wasted to wash cars or to take showers. It should be used responsible and for useful purposes only - for example to make whiskey.'

Lunch break.

'Fenster, this memo accurately describes the human condition...but our job is to generate profits, not insights.'

'I'd like you to get rid of my pathetic delusions.'

Distilleries Association

Out of Order

"I never dreamed my fun data analysis hobby would one day turn into a career."

Radiologists in therapy.

"He was a mainstay of the economy. Now two brewries and a whiskey distillery are on short time and one tobacco wholesaler has gone completely bankrupt."

Grades of booze

"Having analysed the data we're pretty sure there will be a result, we just don't know what it might be."