Insight Collectors Prints

Life is a one trip salad bar.

Clown on bike.

Before the Internet

Hay Rides $10

"Recalculating route..."

"Yes, I said bring me the king. . .But not that king."

'I think I just had an epiphany. How do I make it go away?'

Fossil record player.

The Slug Replaces the Cheetah as the Fastest Animal on Earth.

Useless information desk at trivia buff convention

A crab with a utility knife claw

'Wait! That's not one of your novelty slippers...that's the cat!'

'Each one is signed and numbered.'

"But I've seen a million wind-up monkeys. Wait! Did you say it bangs on a snare drum?"

"You can't offend me. I never mix religion or politics with reality."

Lavatory Waterfall

"I went with weirdness over quantity this year."

"The pea's the first vegetable I've ever grown. Can you stuff and mount it for me please?"

"And when the extended warranty kicks in, we send you a big can of new car smell."

The Month of July

Hold on

Inflatable Hands with Index and Middle fingers showing on sale for spectators at a Sports Stadium Event

'And it comes with oven mitts, butter, sour cream and chives.'

Late-Onset Epiphany

The origin of the Hula Hoop.

"Mom, dad. I'm LED."

Med School Mascots.

Fertility clinic open day - Man holding balloons shaped like sperm.

"It turns out our health plan does cover eyeglasses."

'Did you bring any money? - Enlightenment doesn't grow on trees, you know!'

Monkey Business

Joke Shop product - Not Funny After 10 Sept 87

Newest items from the cooler image

Funky Facts: Elephants.

House sale.