Insight Collectors Gifts

Clown on bike.

Before the Internet

Hay Rides $10

"Recalculating route..."

'I think I just had an epiphany. How do I make it go away?'

Fossil record player.

The Slug Replaces the Cheetah as the Fastest Animal on Earth.

'Wait! That's not one of your novelty slippers...that's the cat!'

A crab with a utility knife claw

Useless information desk at trivia buff convention

"But I've seen a million wind-up monkeys. Wait! Did you say it bangs on a snare drum?"

'Each one is signed and numbered.'

"You can't offend me. I never mix religion or politics with reality."

Lavatory Waterfall

"I went with weirdness over quantity this year."

"The pea's the first vegetable I've ever grown. Can you stuff and mount it for me please?"

"And when the extended warranty kicks in, we send you a big can of new car smell."

The Month of July

Inflatable Hands with Index and Middle fingers showing on sale for spectators at a Sports Stadium Event

'And it comes with oven mitts, butter, sour cream and chives.'

Late-Onset Epiphany

'Did you bring any money? - Enlightenment doesn't grow on trees, you know!'

Funky Facts: Elephants.

Newest items from the cooler image

Joke Shop product - Not Funny After 10 Sept 87

I conduct comprehensive surveys - I ask my girlfriend.

'When you said you were a bee keeper...'

"It turns out our health plan does cover eyeglasses."

"Mom, dad. I'm LED."

"Francine, you're a rebel!"

House sale.