Insight Collector Gifts

Sure - live it up - but be prepared to live it down.

Out of Order

Before the Internet

'I think I just had an epiphany. How do I make it go away?'

Useless information desk at trivia buff convention

"You can't offend me. I never mix religion or politics with reality."

"All the celebrities come here."

'Have you tried removing the blindfold?'

The Month of July

Hold on

Late-Onset Epiphany

I conduct comprehensive surveys - I ask my girlfriend.

Funky Facts: Elephants.

'Did you bring any money? - Enlightenment doesn't grow on trees, you know!'

"A pessimist thinks that we've already arrived."

"...And in the dream, I was angry at my mother, so I told her she never gave me the love I needed... What do you think it means?"

Holding the Line Against Terrorists with Midrange IQs

"Have you heard something that the rest of us don't know about?"

First and last day as census taker...

CIA, NOW HIRING, 'My resume? - I memorized it and burned it.'

ME, MEDITATING ON NO-SELF

"Anyone having a 'Eureka!' moment?"

Walk, Don't Walk, Laugh.

Join the Army! And see the world! Satellite reconnaissance photo analysis division.

'My name is John and I haven't had a think for 36 days.'

An enlightenment seeker heads back from Truth lookign shocked.

This is Mr Smith from Big Data Mining. He says he's found an insight.

'Hey - enlighten up!'

"Vince prides himself on his open mind, and you'd be suprised at some of the things that crawl into it."

Reporters growing on a tree.

TV Zoo Trivia

"Give me insights on marketing to your age demographic...and I'll give you a bright shiny penny."

Trending wise.

"Hmm... I wonder what I can find to trigger my self-righteous indignation today..?"

People with anything valuable to say rarely become orators.