Insight Gatherer Gifts

National Everything Awareness Day

'I think I just had an epiphany. How do I make it go away?'

"All the celebrities come here."

'Please, Ma'am — I'm running out of paper!'

'Have you tried removing the blindfold?'

"Goodnight Tommy, sleeptight, watch the millenium bugs don't bite."

'Where you went wrong' Desk.

Late-Onset Epiphany

"Have you heard something that the rest of us don't know about?"

The Before-You-Know It-It'll-Be-Obsolete Computer Company

"...And in the dream, I was angry at my mother, so I told her she never gave me the love I needed... What do you think it means?"

CIA, NOW HIRING, 'My resume? - I memorized it and burned it.'

'Newton's fourth law - physicists congregate periodically in obscure European cities to have their picture taken, and then they quickly disperse.

Weekend paper with an index to the supplements it contains.

An enlightenment seeker heads back from Truth lookign shocked.

This is Mr Smith from Big Data Mining. He says he's found an insight.

Reporters growing on a tree.

Genius in a Bottle.

People with anything valuable to say rarely become orators.

"Give me insights on marketing to your age demographic...and I'll give you a bright shiny penny."

'Fenster, this memo accurately describes the human condition...but our job is to generate profits, not insights.'

Gallup...opinion plus...just plain nosey.

'People are skeptical about everything I say!', 'Oh, come now!'

'I'd like you to get rid of my pathetic delusions.'

"I'm glas my dad made me mow the lawn. I found 2 phones, 6 phone chargers and a headset in the grass."

Ahah! Now, my son, you�re beginning to understand the law.

"And this is the new spy satellite we're building to spy of the spy satellite spying on our spy satellite."

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