Insight Gatherer Gifts

Hold on

National Everything Awareness Day

'I think I just had an epiphany. How do I make it go away?'

"All the celebrities come here."

'Please, Ma'am — I'm running out of paper!'

'Have you tried removing the blindfold?'

"Goodnight Tommy, sleeptight, watch the millenium bugs don't bite."

'Where you went wrong' Desk.

Late-Onset Epiphany

"...And in the dream, I was angry at my mother, so I told her she never gave me the love I needed... What do you think it means?"

The Before-You-Know It-It'll-Be-Obsolete Computer Company

"Have you heard something that the rest of us don't know about?"

CIA, NOW HIRING, 'My resume? - I memorized it and burned it.'

'Newton's fourth law - physicists congregate periodically in obscure European cities to have their picture taken, and then they quickly disperse.

Join the Army! And see the world! Satellite reconnaissance photo analysis division.

An epiphany is the sudden realization of essential meaning. An "explanation point"!

Weekend paper with an index to the supplements it contains.

ME, MEDITATING ON NO-SELF

"Anyone having a 'Eureka!' moment?"

'My name is John and I haven't had a think for 36 days.'

An enlightenment seeker heads back from Truth lookign shocked.

This is Mr Smith from Big Data Mining. He says he's found an insight.

'Hey - enlighten up!'

Reporters growing on a tree.

"Give me insights on marketing to your age demographic...and I'll give you a bright shiny penny."

Genius in a Bottle.

People with anything valuable to say rarely become orators.

'Fenster, this memo accurately describes the human condition...but our job is to generate profits, not insights.'

Gallup...opinion plus...just plain nosey.

'People are skeptical about everything I say!', 'Oh, come now!'

Out of Order

"And this is the new spy satellite we're building to spy of the spy satellite spying on our spy satellite."

Ahah! Now, my son, you�re beginning to understand the law.

"I'm glas my dad made me mow the lawn. I found 2 phones, 6 phone chargers and a headset in the grass."

'I'd like you to get rid of my pathetic delusions.'