Insight Distiller Pillows

A survey taker distills the voices of the many into his ear.

A Good Batch.

'I think I just had an epiphany. How do I make it go away?'

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Late-Onset Epiphany

"It says it's the vodka that's distilled twenty-nine times - they just can't seem to get it right."

"I knew there was something wrong when he stopped reading the obituaries."

"Have you heard something that the rest of us don't know about?"

The Angel's Share

'We have developed an APP we use to import ingredients from the Internet, merge them in the computer, and then download them into the distiller and then just bottle the output.'

'I told you not to take a left out of the office - now we're completely lost!'

Need Cash for Alcohol Research.

An enlightenment seeker heads back from Truth lookign shocked.

'My name is John and I haven't had a think for 36 days.'

This is Mr Smith from Big Data Mining. He says he's found an insight.

'Hey - enlighten up!'

'What the hell is PIG IRON?'

"Old Martini Had A Farm"

"Condense this down to a series of memes and we'll take another look at it."

People with anything valuable to say rarely become orators.

'It's a shame that valuable water gets wasted to wash cars or to take showers. It should be used responsible and for useful purposes only - for example to make whiskey.'

"Give me insights on marketing to your age demographic...and I'll give you a bright shiny penny."

Lunch break.

'Fenster, this memo accurately describes the human condition...but our job is to generate profits, not insights.'

'I'd like you to get rid of my pathetic delusions.'

Distilleries Association

"I never dreamed my fun data analysis hobby would one day turn into a career."

Out of Order

Penny for your lack of thoughts.

Radiologists in therapy.

Hey, my bowl is empty. Ah, enlightenment!

"He was a mainstay of the economy. Now two brewries and a whiskey distillery are on short time and one tobacco wholesaler has gone completely bankrupt."

Grades of booze