Narrative Distiller Prints

A Good Batch.

News: Deaths! Deaths! Deaths!

"Max! Oh, my God! There's like a billion moving ideas in there!"

It was my story. A murder mystery. A who-done-it-and-got-away-with-it-until-he-wrote-about-it.

"Dad, can we have a bedtime narrative?"

Man commiting suicide finds the treasure at the bottom of the sea.

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"Excuse me, Jerrod, but I'm leaving you for Paul's competing narrative."

"I'm after the history section."

My Aunt's Left Hook Expels Uriah From The Chaise

Man writing at laptop says: 'It's a UK road movie ??" to give it more scale, I'm making the characters three inches tall.'

'Staffers don't report we're managing decline. They report we met our targets and did out job!'

"It's a narrative I didn't intend."

The Truth

"It's a coming-of-middle-age story."

"And Jasper, dear Jasper, with his soulful eyes and great sagging jowl, would be stretched upon the floor, his tail a-thump when he heard his master's footsteps." Penny loved Daphne Du Maurier's 'Rebecca'.

Have our P.R. people do a report on the beneficial effects of cyanide on river life.

"That's Eleanor. She's a fact checker."

"It says it's the vodka that's distilled twenty-nine times - they just can't seem to get it right."

Ilyasah Shabazz

Reading room

History Department: 'I used to be a revisionist myself, you know!'

'Hold on, pal! Who's in control of the narrative here?'

“I’ve got an idea for a story: Gus and Ethel live on Long Island, on the North Shore. He works sixteen hours a day writing fiction. Ethel never goes out, never does anything except fix Gus sandwiches and in the end she becomes a nympho-lesbo-killer-whore. Here’s your sandwich”

The Angel's Share

"What do you suppose Ken Burns will have to say about all this in 30 years?"

"Wait a minute. Where am I going? I'm a writer."

'Too many cliches? Now hold your horses!'

'We have developed an APP we use to import ingredients from the Internet, merge them in the computer, and then download them into the distiller and then just bottle the output.'

"I've found my voice, Penny. It's deep, wise, and compassionate."

Danae's Prescient Auto-Biography: '...My prescient autobiography is a publisher's dream...no need for fact-checking!'

Need Cash for Alcohol Research.

Inspiration