Narrative Distiller Pillows

"Condense this down to a series of memes and we'll take another look at it."

A Good Batch.

Victor Hugo

News: Deaths! Deaths! Deaths!

"Max! Oh, my God! There's like a billion moving ideas in there!"

It was my story. A murder mystery. A who-done-it-and-got-away-with-it-until-he-wrote-about-it.

"Dad, can we have a bedtime narrative?"

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Man commiting suicide finds the treasure at the bottom of the sea.

'Staffers don't report we're managing decline. They report we met our targets and did out job!'

My Aunt's Left Hook Expels Uriah From The Chaise

"Excuse me, Jerrod, but I'm leaving you for Paul's competing narrative."

Man writing at laptop says: 'It's a UK road movie ??" to give it more scale, I'm making the characters three inches tall.'

"I'm after the history section."

"It's a narrative I didn't intend."

The Truth

"It's a coming-of-middle-age story."

"And Jasper, dear Jasper, with his soulful eyes and great sagging jowl, would be stretched upon the floor, his tail a-thump when he heard his master's footsteps." Penny loved Daphne Du Maurier's 'Rebecca'.

"It says it's the vodka that's distilled twenty-nine times - they just can't seem to get it right."

"That's Eleanor. She's a fact checker."

Have our P.R. people do a report on the beneficial effects of cyanide on river life.

The Angel's Share

Ilyasah Shabazz

Reading room

"What do you suppose Ken Burns will have to say about all this in 30 years?"

“I’ve got an idea for a story: Gus and Ethel live on Long Island, on the North Shore. He works sixteen hours a day writing fiction. Ethel never goes out, never does anything except fix Gus sandwiches and in the end she becomes a nympho-lesbo-killer-whore. Here’s your sandwich”

History Department: 'I used to be a revisionist myself, you know!'

'Hold on, pal! Who's in control of the narrative here?'

"Wait a minute. Where am I going? I'm a writer."

'Too many cliches? Now hold your horses!'

'We have developed an APP we use to import ingredients from the Internet, merge them in the computer, and then download them into the distiller and then just bottle the output.'

Danae's Prescient Auto-Biography: '...My prescient autobiography is a publisher's dream...no need for fact-checking!'

"I've found my voice, Penny. It's deep, wise, and compassionate."

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