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Grades of booze

A Good Batch.

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

'So, what do you think of my first attempt at making homemade beer?'

You got that beer that the monks make, didn't you?

You've Had Enough!

Man with 'Real Ale' written on t-shirt, woman with 'Real Pine' written on rolling pin

"It's a new countertop draft system for craft beer!"

Traditional Ale - Traditional Drunk

"This cheap can of domestic beer has a bouquet reminiscent of...beer."

"I believe you'll like our company. We pay our employees time and a fifth."

'According to this, she began making wine in her laundry room 30 years ago, and now she's moved on to the garage.'

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Bottle Distillery

"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."

"Try this new IPA I just finished. Let me know if the malts and hops are layered like last week's batch." "Bailey was a really 'good boy'."

"The instructions for the beer-making kit you gave me? Didn't need them -- I figured it out for myself. Drink up."

Micro-Brewed Brain Beer

'Would you like some of our house wine? I just made it.'

Preparing for a new arrival

My dad makes his own beer.

"It says it's the vodka that's distilled twenty-nine times - they just can't seem to get it right."

'I brew it myself.'

'There are shortcuts to making home brew, but taking a swig of malt extract and letting it ferment in your mouth isn't one of them.'

"You may not know this, but I've become quite the wine expert."

Executive grows martinis in his garden.

"I'm in the middle of a local wine tasting tour."

'This low-alcohol beer doesn't taste bad with a scotch in it.'

'Says here, a disgruntled employee brought a gun into the liquor distillery today...to the gills!'

'I should never have let you pick the taps!'

The Angel's Share

Serving wine - "I make it myself."

'We have developed an APP we use to import ingredients from the Internet, merge them in the computer, and then download them into the distiller and then just bottle the output.'

'Potatoes. How many would I need to make a bottle of vodka?'

"Barry made the wine. I made the cheese."