Artisanal Distillery Aficionado Gifts

"OK. . .stain, aspirin, water tablet, B12 vitamin, and whisky."

Join me in a Martini?

"I'm afraid our drinking water isn't pure."

Trump Poutine

Wanna talk about it?

'Not only was the superbug immune to antibiotics, but it had developed a taste for Dr Jones' whisky.'

I'd like a mocha almond vanilla latte...hold the coffee.

'I feel cosmopolitan tonight, Joe - Give me a scotch with an irish Chaser.'

'Whiskey and splash, sir.'

"Whiskey...Leave the bottle."

"Hey, who wants to hear a great single-malt story."

Which Hogwarts house are you?

"We'd like to do a song that will barely penetrate your consciousness as you continue to enjoy those faddish cigars and single-malt scotches."

Milton wonders if it would be possible to substitute scotch and sex for tea and sympathy.

'The yeast cells are flocculating? - I don't think the kids are ready for that.'

"For the perfect sedative, take the juice from a bottle of whisky..."

"Is that neat whisky?"

'Did you hear? We have a new slogan: Artisan-crafted wine made the old-world way.'

Whiskey Bottle - Well it doesn't look like a paperweight to me.

'If you don't start feeling better in 24 hours, pour yourself a tall scotch.'

"You may not know this, but I've become quite the wine expert."

'I'm very sorry, sir. Even for stressed out bankers, whiskey and gin aren't tax-deductible expenses.'

The Angel's Share

Scotch and soda on a drip.

"This is Norman's little bureau of alcohol, tobacco, and firearms."

"If the energy drink isn't working, try scotch."

Need Cash for Alcohol Research.

"Who, Big Sal? Sure, we were in cahoots years ago, but we fell out of cahoots."

"I'll have a Maker's Mark, and she'll have a shot at being the mother she never was."

'Water is a valuable good and we should use it sparingly. That's why I'd like my Scotch straight.'

"Whiskey and splash coming up!"

"Scotch and water, *hic* scotch and water..."