Diy Drink Maker Gifts

Serving wine - "I make it myself."

'So, how do you like it? I crushed the grapes myself!'

Bikers.

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

Harvey went to the kitchen to top up his gin and tonic. When he came back, things took an unexpected turn.

"She's my hero. Life gave her lemons and she came up with pomegranate cranberry lemonade."

I'd like a mocha almond vanilla latte...hold the coffee.

'Shaken, not stirred.'

My dad makes his own beer.

"So, it's decided, the party will be on the tenth and BYO drinks as usual..."

'You brought me a drink last night Dad.I reckon it's MY round tonight!'

Make your own bottled water.

"How many times must I tell you, the floor is sloping?"

'I think it's time we left...'

Cows on pogo-sticks creating milkshakes.

'I'm kind of a survivalist myself. I roast my own coffee and distil my own gin.'

'And here's a year's supply of Jim's Pinot Noir. When you taste it, you'll know why it's a year's supply.'

'Okay then, what's the price break on TWENTY drinks?'

"Any cocktail can be a shrimp cocktail if you just set your mind to it, and if you carry lots of loose shrimp in your pocket."

'Can't you come up with something more elegant than 'Dave's Homemade Booze'?'

'Would you like to try some of our home-made?'

"I put the whole thing together with my mom’s health care statements – pretty scary, huh?"

'I think the home made wine is a little on the sharp-side...!'

"This one's a blend of historical and contemporary botanicals."

Let's make a cake...

"It's a new craft beverage with zero carbs, zero calories, and no bitter aftertaste. It's called water."

"Made with pride in our basement."

'Looks like they finally figured out how to ferment coconut milk.'

'I like to puree before I crunch the numbers.'

Gift Ideas #13

'No cocktails for me, thanks.'

'There's no ice so I dropped my teeth in it.'

Black Russian

Professional Drinker. Closed course. Do not attempt.