Diy Fermenter Gifts

'Looks like they finally figured out how to ferment coconut milk.'

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

"He's having a hard time finding work."

You got that beer that the monks make, didn't you?

'So, what do you think of my first attempt at making homemade beer?'

You've Had Enough!

"It's a new countertop draft system for craft beer!"

Man with 'Real Ale' written on t-shirt, woman with 'Real Pine' written on rolling pin

Traditional Ale - Traditional Drunk

'Where do I put the batteries?'

'According to this, she began making wine in her laundry room 30 years ago, and now she's moved on to the garage.'

"Try this new IPA I just finished. Let me know if the malts and hops are layered like last week's batch." "Bailey was a really 'good boy'."

"The instructions for the beer-making kit you gave me? Didn't need them -- I figured it out for myself. Drink up."

Bottle Distillery

"This cheap can of domestic beer has a bouquet reminiscent of...beer."

Extra innings.

Micro-Brewed Brain Beer

"We didn’t have enough in the budget to replace you with a real robot."

'Would you like some of our house wine? I just made it.'

Man hitting a TV and going out of focus himself.

'The yeast cells are flocculating? - I don't think the kids are ready for that.'

My dad makes his own beer.

"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, do we build a boat or a tiki bar?"

'arrrgh! home haircut disaster.'

'I brew it myself.'

'There are shortcuts to making home brew, but taking a swig of malt extract and letting it ferment in your mouth isn't one of them.'

'Well, that does not yet look like a wall. Try it again, Liam!'

"What the... an apple?! Hey, I can make schnapps out of it and if you've had plenty of it, gravity pulls you to the ground!"

'Mom, this is my new best friend -- I built him in computer class.'

'I should never have let you pick the taps!'

'So, what do you think of my first attempt at making homemade wine?'

Make your own bottled water.

Serving wine - "I make it myself."

"Barry made the wine. I made the cheese."

'Potatoes. How many would I need to make a bottle of vodka?'