Diy Fermenter T-Shirts

'Looks like they finally figured out how to ferment coconut milk.'

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

"He's having a hard time finding work."

'So, what do you think of my first attempt at making homemade beer?'

Man with 'Real Ale' written on t-shirt, woman with 'Real Pine' written on rolling pin

You've Had Enough!

"It's a new countertop draft system for craft beer!"

Traditional Ale - Traditional Drunk

'Where do I put the batteries?'

"Try this new IPA I just finished. Let me know if the malts and hops are layered like last week's batch." "Bailey was a really 'good boy'."

'According to this, she began making wine in her laundry room 30 years ago, and now she's moved on to the garage.'

"The instructions for the beer-making kit you gave me? Didn't need them -- I figured it out for myself. Drink up."

Bottle Distillery

"This cheap can of domestic beer has a bouquet reminiscent of...beer."

"We didn’t have enough in the budget to replace you with a real robot."

Micro-Brewed Brain Beer

'Would you like some of our house wine? I just made it.'

Man hitting a TV and going out of focus himself.

'The yeast cells are flocculating? - I don't think the kids are ready for that.'

'arrrgh! home haircut disaster.'

My dad makes his own beer.

"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, do we build a boat or a tiki bar?"

'I should never have let you pick the taps!'

'I brew it myself.'

"What the... an apple?! Hey, I can make schnapps out of it and if you've had plenty of it, gravity pulls you to the ground!"

'So, what do you think of my first attempt at making homemade wine?'

'Well, that does not yet look like a wall. Try it again, Liam!'

'Mom, this is my new best friend -- I built him in computer class.'

'There are shortcuts to making home brew, but taking a swig of malt extract and letting it ferment in your mouth isn't one of them.'

Make your own bottled water.

Serving wine - "I make it myself."

'Potatoes. How many would I need to make a bottle of vodka?'

"Barry made the wine. I made the cheese."

"And would you like a wine stopper?"