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Make your own bottled water.

'I think the home made wine is a little on the sharp-side...!'

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

Harvey went to the kitchen to top up his gin and tonic. When he came back, things took an unexpected turn.

"She's my hero. Life gave her lemons and she came up with pomegranate cranberry lemonade."

My dad makes his own beer.

'Shaken, not stirred.'

"So, it's decided, the party will be on the tenth and BYO drinks as usual..."

'You brought me a drink last night Dad.I reckon it's MY round tonight!'

Serving wine - "I make it myself."

'I think it's time we left...'

"How many times must I tell you, the floor is sloping?"

Cows on pogo-sticks creating milkshakes.

'I'm kind of a survivalist myself. I roast my own coffee and distil my own gin.'

'Okay then, what's the price break on TWENTY drinks?'

'And here's a year's supply of Jim's Pinot Noir. When you taste it, you'll know why it's a year's supply.'

'So, how do you like it? I crushed the grapes myself!'

'Would you like to try some of our home-made?'

'Can't you come up with something more elegant than 'Dave's Homemade Booze'?'

"Any cocktail can be a shrimp cocktail if you just set your mind to it, and if you carry lots of loose shrimp in your pocket."

"If this company can make an herbal soda...there's no reason why I can't make and sell my own too!"

Let's make a cake...

"Made with pride in our basement."

"It's a new craft beverage with zero carbs, zero calories, and no bitter aftertaste. It's called water."

"This one's a blend of historical and contemporary botanicals."

A Peek Inside the Monster Soda Factory

'Looks like they finally figured out how to ferment coconut milk.'

'One unexpected problem I've run into, since making my own wine, is finding foods to pair with 160-proof Burgundy.'

Bikers.

'No cocktails for me, thanks.'

'There's no ice so I dropped my teeth in it.'

Gift Ideas #13

Black Russian

Professional Drinker. Closed course. Do not attempt.