Craft Ale Adventurer Pillows

"I was wondering if you could recommend a good 'hoppy' beer?"

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

Happy thoughts

'We get our draft straight from the brewery.'

Bottle Distillery

'Your switching to Scotch? And after I've given you the best beers of my life!'

"Now this is what I call an honest little pub!"

'Well,we had a good run.' - Worldwide Hops Shortage.

"...an excellent fighting lager with just a hint of park bench."

'God! This tastes like cats...'

'Oi! '

"Want to see me make him beg, roll over and shake?"

"Your mom wants to buy you a drink."

"Okay, we got one cherry lager, with bitters and a pineapple slice, and one honey malt ale with cinnamon and an orange weist. You want these in steins or parfait glasses?"

'For a moment there, I thought he was my kind of man, drinking doubles...'

'This horchata de chufas, it's very moreish you know.'

'I'm having trouble with drinking. . . I'm getting Arthritis in my elbow.'

Introducing Brocco. The world's first broccoli-flavored liqueur!

"You must be the new barmaid."

"The Convent of the Immaculate Heart Brewery"

"Ralph has his own little microbrewery."

"I'll have one for the floor bartender..."

Man trying to create what the presenter on TV programme has created!

Laga Lamp.

"Can't keep away, eh...?"

"This one's a blend of historical and contemporary botanicals."

"If this beer had a head it would hang it in shame."

'It's sad to think the world is down to just 12 countries.'