Fine Ale Adventurer Pillows

"Want to see me make him beg, roll over and shake?"

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

'Why would anyone order a pint of stoat?'

"The soup of the day is pineapple with a hint of rum."

'We get our draft straight from the brewery.'

Bottle Distillery

F&E Diner. Beer. Wine. This wine paralyzes the taste buds --- It goes with anything!

"Karen's idea of wine reduction..."

'Your switching to Scotch? And after I've given you the best beers of my life!'

'Lets all thank Martha for her very innovative 'Hot Dog Crepes'.'

'It's supposed to look and smell greasy.'

'Would you like some of our house wine? I just made it.'

'There's over 500,000 different wines? Bernie, we've got work to do!'

"Now this is what I call an honest little pub!"

"I was wondering if you could recommend a good 'hoppy' beer?"

"Our seasonal special is spiced pumpkin apple butternut squash ale. Would you like that in a frosted mug or over ice cream?"

'Well,we had a good run.' - Worldwide Hops Shortage.

'I think we're all safe now. Go ahead and say spatlese.'

"This family-owned boutique wine is produced from a single grape."

"Trust me, it tastes good – you won’t like it."

"Oh yes,decidedly hoppy."

The Old Dun Cow - Bitter & twisted.

Beer

'Rotgut whiskey is much more festive served with a paper umbrella, don't you think?'

Where Cream Ale comes from

'Oi! '

'It's a taste I think I can say I've acquired.'

"Your mom wants to buy you a drink."

Introducing Brocco. The world's first broccoli-flavored liqueur!

"Seriously. . . I used to leap them in a single bound!"

'I failed my wine appreciation class. I swirled, sniffed and spilled out every sample perfectly. If only I had remembered to taste them.'

"Okay, we got one cherry lager, with bitters and a pineapple slice, and one honey malt ale with cinnamon and an orange weist. You want these in steins or parfait glasses?"

'Your taste buds are starting to bloom.'

'For a moment there, I thought he was my kind of man, drinking doubles...'

"I'm getting gnats, I'm getting cats, I'm getting dogs..."