Fine Ale Adventurer Mugs

"Want to see me make him beg, roll over and shake?"

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

'Why would anyone order a pint of stoat?'

"The soup of the day is pineapple with a hint of rum."

'We get our draft straight from the brewery.'

"Karen's idea of wine reduction..."

Bottle Distillery

'Your switching to Scotch? And after I've given you the best beers of my life!'

'It's supposed to look and smell greasy.'

'Lets all thank Martha for her very innovative 'Hot Dog Crepes'.'

'Would you like some of our house wine? I just made it.'

'There's over 500,000 different wines? Bernie, we've got work to do!'

"I was wondering if you could recommend a good 'hoppy' beer?"

"Our seasonal special is spiced pumpkin apple butternut squash ale. Would you like that in a frosted mug or over ice cream?"

"Now this is what I call an honest little pub!"

'Well,we had a good run.' - Worldwide Hops Shortage.

"This family-owned boutique wine is produced from a single grape."

'I think we're all safe now. Go ahead and say spatlese.'

"Trust me, it tastes good – you won’t like it."

The Old Dun Cow - Bitter & twisted.

'Rotgut whiskey is much more festive served with a paper umbrella, don't you think?'

'Oi! '

Beer

'It's a taste I think I can say I've acquired.'

"Your mom wants to buy you a drink."

"Okay, we got one cherry lager, with bitters and a pineapple slice, and one honey malt ale with cinnamon and an orange weist. You want these in steins or parfait glasses?"

"If you tasted like a Umami, where would you be hiding?"

"I'm getting gnats, I'm getting cats, I'm getting dogs..."

'Your taste buds are starting to bloom.'

'I'm having trouble with drinking. . . I'm getting Arthritis in my elbow.'

'I failed my wine appreciation class. I swirled, sniffed and spilled out every sample perfectly. If only I had remembered to taste them.'

Introducing Brocco. The world's first broccoli-flavored liqueur!