Craft Ale Chaser Pillows

"You must be the new barmaid."

"Buy a man a six-pack, he drinks for a day. Teach him to brew, he drinks all his life."

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

Happy thoughts

'Miss Raleigh. I'm studying megatrends. Bring me some megavitamins.'

"My tweet about not caring about what is trending is now trending."

Kensington Fluffies

Bottle Distillery

'Malty tasking.'

Notice: this dress will be out of style by January 2009.

'The country is awfully deep, but the falling is delightfully soft and safe'

"We succumbed to your hype."

"I was wondering if you could recommend a good 'hoppy' beer?"

"...an excellent fighting lager with just a hint of park bench."

Cold Beers and Skiers

"Got to have a pair of those!"

'I've been a broker for almost three days and I've never seen the market act like this.'

"I'm sorry, but Chef Scott feels he's moved beyond that concept."

'I brew it myself.'

"Tap anywhere to begin."

Beer Lunch

Big Moon Brewery and Alphonso's martinium

Joe's Bar, Get the Full Beer Experience.

"Want to see me make him beg, roll over and shake?"

'God! This tastes like cats...'

"Report back to us about trends."

"This isn't for me - it's for the economy."

'Maybe so, but I bet that beer is nature's second most perfect food!'

Need Cash for Alcohol Research.