Craft Beer Crusader Pillows

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

'So, what do you think of my first attempt at making homemade beer?'

"Buy a man a six-pack, he drinks for a day. Teach him to brew, he drinks all his life."

"It's a new countertop draft system for craft beer!"

Letters escape from a caged book.

Blue sky thinking

Beer Stall

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."

Is plagiarism the same as value adding?

"Try this new IPA I just finished. Let me know if the malts and hops are layered like last week's batch." "Bailey was a really 'good boy'."

"This cheap can of domestic beer has a bouquet reminiscent of...beer."

Bottle Distillery

Farmers' Warnings.

Micro-Brewed Brain Beer

"Fetch me another Sculpin IPA."

'Malty tasking.'

Art Plagiarism

"Thousands of craft beers and I still haven't found one with a smooth, kibble finish."

California Beverages Map

"I was wondering if you could recommend a good 'hoppy' beer?"

"Tea parties are passé. I'm opening a craft brewery."

'A 'pregnant pause' is effective only if you've already said something.'

'What do you mean by, your people do not want to get in touch with my 'kind' of people?'

"You don't have anything planned for the next 196 years, do you?"

'I brew it myself.'

Real Beer People

'An no one heard him scream when they screwed on the pump and slowly drained all his vital fluids...'

'This low-alcohol beer doesn't taste bad with a scotch in it.'