Cold Brew Crusader Pillows

Warm Beer Store: Going Out of Business Sale.

"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."

Farmers' Warnings.

It's a Dog's life

'I see you've managed to cut your coffee consumption in half.'

"My holy grail is low-fat, low-cal, high-taste."

"We've got a class-action suit if I ever saw one."

The Stages of Coffee Addiction

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"You're still burying your bones? I store mine in the cloud now."

'What's all this pet's rights stuff addressed to you?'

'Good thing we're not litigious.'

'It's true what they say - we're a nation of dog lovers!'

"I've just finished crafting a non-violent solution to our problems."

"Oh no. Not the niblets."

Super Cow

'I was aiming at mama but she ducked faster than you.'

That'll teach you to chase cars!'

Dogs of the World Unite

Air conditioner.

A Dog Who Never Got His Day.

'Oh no. Another major decision on what sort of HVAC system to install?'

Germ warfare.

Bloomin' ants!

A housewife is looking at her dishwasher; the door is open, and looks like a drawbridge - men on horseback are emerging.

"Looks like Rex is ready for his walk."

Cloud-Based Security.

"The oatmeal isn't steel cut."

The more things change, the more they stay the same.

"Sorry, I don't do fleas."

'It's been an awful day, we lost a three million pound contract and the coffee machine broke down!'

Call to ban American Bully XL