Cast Iron Crusader Pillows

Interrogating a foodie

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

"It started as a crusade. Now it's just a commute."

'Wilkins! Keep your eyes on your own cadaver!'

Welcome Ghost.

'No, no....You have it all wrong!'

"Please buddy, can you spare a carbon credit?"

"You don't have anything planned for the next 196 years, do you?"

Energy performance certificate nailed to wall exhausts employer.

"Miles... I'm going abstract!"

'Just how much carbon are we supposed to offset?'

'I wonder if everyone else is making as much effort as us to reduce global warming.'

'I'm going out to forge an alliance.'

"That's the Press Corps Hospitality Tent. We had better get tooled up and make a start."

"Quit moving"

Welcome to your 7395 consecutive day of working on this case.

"Hurray! We've solved global warming!"

'Happy birthday, dear -- it's a carbon offset!'

Hourglass earth - time running out

Net Zero Superstitions

Climate Change Denier's Playbook

"You may join the crew, Sir, but first you must promise never to write a book about us."

"Security is lax on this side."

'I thought you encouraged self-expression!'

'We lost funding.'

"I'm bored: Let's go and swoop over cyclists' heads and scare the heck out of them..."

"Shouldn't have had that curried cauliflower soup..."

"When they said they wanted to be saved, I assumed they were talking long term."

Carbon capture and storage

Heathrow Protesters - This airport's rubbish!

Let the profit-making begin!

'Face it, DuChamps -- you're in a rut.'

'I'm trying to transmute lead into a combustible fuel that will produce no smoke.' 'Turning it into gold will be easier.'

Union and Non-Union Carpenter Ants.

'Well, I'm off to the crusades, happy mother's day!'