Craft Ale Chaser Mugs

"You must be the new barmaid."

"Buy a man a six-pack, he drinks for a day. Teach him to brew, he drinks all his life."

"I, TikTok."

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

Happy thoughts

"My tweet about not caring about what is trending is now trending."

'Miss Raleigh. I'm studying megatrends. Bring me some megavitamins.'

Bottle Distillery

Kensington Fluffies

Notice: this dress will be out of style by January 2009.

"I can't really tell you the future but I'll tell you what's trending on Twitter."

'Malty tasking.'

'The country is awfully deep, but the falling is delightfully soft and safe'

"We succumbed to your hype."

A bar selling 'crafty' beer is more popular than a bar selling 'craft' beer.

"I was wondering if you could recommend a good 'hoppy' beer?"

"As it happens, we don't produce any beer flavored wine."

"...an excellent fighting lager with just a hint of park bench."

'This wasn't quite what I had in mind when you suggested 'alternative medicine''

Cold Beers and Skiers

'I brew it myself.'

"Got to have a pair of those!"

Ernie is a master brewer! He's highly skilled in every phase of the beer-making process! Business is booming at our craft beer pub! Ernie, are those ladies old enough to buy beer? I didn't ask for I.D. I didn't want to violate the no "dating" the customers policy. Ernie is an absolute genius about beer, but lacks common sense about everything else! (Published originally on Nov. 8, 2015.)

'I've been a broker for almost three days and I've never seen the market act like this.'

"I'm sorry, but Chef Scott feels he's moved beyond that concept."

"Tap anywhere to begin."

Beer Lunch

"Oh yes,decidedly hoppy."

Joe's Bar, Get the Full Beer Experience.

"Want to see me make him beg, roll over and shake?"

Big Moon Brewery and Alphonso's martinium

"Report back to us about trends."

'God! This tastes like cats...'

"This isn't for me - it's for the economy."

Need Cash for Alcohol Research.