Craft Brew Explorer Pillows

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

'We have 800 beers on tap. If you want to hear all of them, you'll have to get here earlier, we close in six hours.'

Dog looks perplexed as man has his head out the window taking in the beer smells.

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

Low-Energy Drinks

'So, what do you think of my first attempt at making homemade beer?'

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

The Origami Society...

'We get our draft straight from the brewery.'

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

"Come to our microbrew party Saturday. It's B.Y.O.B. — Bring Your Own Brewery."

"This cheap can of domestic beer has a bouquet reminiscent of...beer."

Bottle Distillery

"It's from the local micro brewery..."

'Malty tasking.'

Fount of eternal youth/brewery.

'What's wrong with him?' - 'He drank a glass of water by mistake.'

Wine of the Day Club

"I was wondering if you could recommend a good 'hoppy' beer?"

"So much for that vintage!"

'Well,we had a good run.' - Worldwide Hops Shortage.

'Well, it was just a first draft.'

"...an excellent fighting lager with just a hint of park bench."

"Tap anywhere to begin."

"Time! Ladies and gentlemen please, for yet another probe into the brewing industry"

Real Beer People

'Beer? Wassat then?'

'If you're worried what to say you do for a living at your reunion, just tell them you recently bought a large stake in a local brewery.'

"One man's dirty water is another man's Earl Grey."