Cozy Drink Enthusiast Gifts

"It's pumpin spice latte season - I feel it in the air."

'I know it's gassy...'

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

"Another flue shot, Larry.

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."

Moving in

"Scientists may need a trillion dollar atom smasher to explore the fundamental questions of the universe, but all you need is one too many."

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

Item #3715 - cozy cardigan

On Valentine's Day, sometimes you don't need cards, candy or flowers from the ones who love you.

"I'm having a pajama day."

'The King of what?'

"Why do they call what we're wearing 'sweats'?"

'Get up and put your house slippers on! - You'll be late for home school!'

Man at work sees in lounge refrigerator, 'Creative Juices'

Just because I'm adapted to the cold, doesn't mean I like it!

'Your switching to Scotch? And after I've given you the best beers of my life!'

"Anybody who doesn't like our one-party system can go to Russia!"

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

Whiskey wars

Things to do while you're stuck at home during the coronavirus crisis.

Rabbit Punch

Recipes for comfort drinks.

"Ah! I see you've found a cold beer to your liking, sir."

Sharing Drinks.

Baby blanket.

"For years after Vietnam, I woke up screaming about the cold weather in Toronto."

'It's funny - I'm a Bourbon, but I've always preferred Scotch.'

"Sad but true - my career ladder turned out to be a career footstool."

"Infinity scarf"

"There really is such a thing as having too many pillows."

"Aren't you glad we stayed in? I had time to order us some more sweatpants."

'Not one customer all day! What's the matter with this corner?'