Cozy Beverage Enthusiast Prints

Selling food out of a sleigh.

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!"

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

"Another flue shot, Larry.

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."

'The King of what?'

Item #3715 - cozy cardigan

"I'm having a pajama day."

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

On Valentine's Day, sometimes you don't need cards, candy or flowers from the ones who love you.

'Get up and put your house slippers on! - You'll be late for home school!'

"Scientists may need a trillion dollar atom smasher to explore the fundamental questions of the universe, but all you need is one too many."

"Why do they call what we're wearing 'sweats'?"

Moving in

Man at work sees in lounge refrigerator, 'Creative Juices'

'Your switching to Scotch? And after I've given you the best beers of my life!'

Just because I'm adapted to the cold, doesn't mean I like it!

"Anybody who doesn't like our one-party system can go to Russia!"

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

Whiskey wars

Things to do while you're stuck at home during the coronavirus crisis.

Rabbit Punch

"Now this is what I call an honest little pub!"

'The travel agent says there's nothing available on the port side. Do you want me to see if she's got anything on the sherry side?'

Recipes for comfort drinks.

"Ah! I see you've found a cold beer to your liking, sir."

Sharing Drinks.

"Infinity scarf"

"For years after Vietnam, I woke up screaming about the cold weather in Toronto."

"Sad but true - my career ladder turned out to be a career footstool."

'It's funny - I'm a Bourbon, but I've always preferred Scotch.'