Comfort Drink Enthusiasts Prints

Recipes for comfort drinks.

'If this is tea, I'll have a coffee. If it's a coffee, I'll have a tea!'

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

'I know it's gassy...'

"Another flue shot, Larry.

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

"Can you turn these mashed potatoes into french fries?"

"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

'I'm an atheist!'

"Scientists may need a trillion dollar atom smasher to explore the fundamental questions of the universe, but all you need is one too many."

"You want to know why I drink?. . . I drink to forget!"

'The King of what?'

"There! Isn't sipping my Tropical Surprise more fun than arguing over some ancient sports trivia?"

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

Whiskey wars

"Hey. We’re in the doghouse every night. That’s the beauty of it."

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Rabbit Punch

"We met in the biscuit aisle."

"Graham loved his creature comforts."

"It's pumpin spice latte season - I feel it in the air."

'It's funny - I'm a Bourbon, but I've always preferred Scotch.'

"No, we don't have field to plate provenance for each bean."

Sharing Drinks.

"Sad but true - my career ladder turned out to be a career footstool."

Scotch and soda on a drip.

Bar chart

Eric knew where all the real slappers hang out.

"Yeah, I've got quite a following here... and funny thing is they all like to drink."

'I'd like to get in touch with my feminine side, Joe -- bring me a Bloody Mary.'

"I've seen a lot in my time, Ted, but it was always from the cheap seats."

'Where toilet?.' 'Toilet lady graphic sign.'

"Feel free to hydrate during my presentation."