Comfort Drink Enthusiasts Mugs

Recipes for comfort drinks.

'If this is tea, I'll have a coffee. If it's a coffee, I'll have a tea!'

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

'I know it's gassy...'

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

"Another flue shot, Larry.

"Can you turn these mashed potatoes into french fries?"

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

'The King of what?'

'I'm an atheist!'

"Scientists may need a trillion dollar atom smasher to explore the fundamental questions of the universe, but all you need is one too many."

"You want to know why I drink?. . . I drink to forget!"

"There! Isn't sipping my Tropical Surprise more fun than arguing over some ancient sports trivia?"

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

Whiskey wars

"We met in the biscuit aisle."

"Graham loved his creature comforts."

Things to do while you're stuck at home during the coronavirus crisis.

"Hey. We’re in the doghouse every night. That’s the beauty of it."

Rabbit Punch

"As for the meaning of life, it doesn't have to suck."

"It's pumpin spice latte season - I feel it in the air."

Sharing Drinks.

"No, we don't have field to plate provenance for each bean."

'It's funny - I'm a Bourbon, but I've always preferred Scotch.'

"Sad but true - my career ladder turned out to be a career footstool."

Scotch and soda on a drip.

Bar chart

"Yeah, I've got quite a following here... and funny thing is they all like to drink."

Eric knew where all the real slappers hang out.

'Where toilet?.' 'Toilet lady graphic sign.'

'Women cook to feed the soul...men cook to feed the ego.'

'I'd like to get in touch with my feminine side, Joe -- bring me a Bloody Mary.'