Drink Enthusiasts Mugs

"Sorry lads, I had to make a quick exit - the wife came home earlier than expected."

"You want to know why I drink?. . . I drink to forget!"

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

You're the botanicals in my gin

"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!"

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.'

"Another flue shot, Larry.

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

"When I was a child, I drank like a child, but when I became a man I put away childish drinks."

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."

"I do like a plant that can hold its drink"

Wine Tasting and Wine Guzzling

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

"Scientists may need a trillion dollar atom smasher to explore the fundamental questions of the universe, but all you need is one too many."

'I'm going to try that 'vegan' thing, Joe -- give me some beer nuts.'

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

'I'm an atheist!'

'The King of what?'

'I wanted this on the rocks.'

Man at work sees in lounge refrigerator, 'Creative Juices'

'Your switching to Scotch? And after I've given you the best beers of my life!'

"Anybody who doesn't like our one-party system can go to Russia!"

Wanna talk about it?

"There! Isn't sipping my Tropical Surprise more fun than arguing over some ancient sports trivia?"

Father and son with matching beer crates.

"Beer? I see you taught Roscoe to fetch?"

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"