Warm Beverage Connoisseur Prints

Woman watches TV wrapped up in warm clothing.

'No ice.'

Join me in a Martini?

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

"I've tasted better myself, but you've got to admit the service is good."

"Another flue shot, Larry.

"Scotch and water musick."

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

'Hey, pal... do you have a wine that tastes like beer?'

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

"Scientists may need a trillion dollar atom smasher to explore the fundamental questions of the universe, but all you need is one too many."

On Valentine's Day, sometimes you don't need cards, candy or flowers from the ones who love you.

'The way I see it, drinking is its own reward.'

'Fried chickens.'

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

"Shower beers? Aisle eight."

'No Fred, this one is one me!'

'The King of what?'

"I'm sure you've heard of foodies - he's a drinkie."

"What'll ya have?"

'I'm on the short degree course... hell of a lot to pack into one year!'

Next Round Indicator

Pub restrooms; Thugs - Thugettes

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

'Fill her up. No ice - it takes up valuable space!'

Whiskey wars

'What's wrong with him?' - 'He drank a glass of water by mistake.'

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

Things to do while you're stuck at home during the coronavirus crisis.

The hare and the tortoise - the rematch.

'We are now entering sombre hour, happy hour has finished.'