Warm Beverage Connoisseur Pillows

Woman watches TV wrapped up in warm clothing.

'No ice.'

Join me in a Martini?

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

"I've tasted better myself, but you've got to admit the service is good."

"Scotch and water musick."

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

"Another flue shot, Larry.

'Hey, pal... do you have a wine that tastes like beer?'

"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

On Valentine's Day, sometimes you don't need cards, candy or flowers from the ones who love you.

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

'Fried chickens.'

'The King of what?'

'The way I see it, drinking is its own reward.'

"Shower beers? Aisle eight."

'No Fred, this one is one me!'

"Scientists may need a trillion dollar atom smasher to explore the fundamental questions of the universe, but all you need is one too many."

"What'll ya have?"

Pub restrooms; Thugs - Thugettes

Next Round Indicator

'Fill her up. No ice - it takes up valuable space!'

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

'I'm on the short degree course... hell of a lot to pack into one year!'

"I'm sure you've heard of foodies - he's a drinkie."

Whiskey wars

'What's wrong with him?' - 'He drank a glass of water by mistake.'

"On second thoughts, I'll have it stirred, not shaken."

Things to do while you're stuck at home during the coronavirus crisis.

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

'We are now entering sombre hour, happy hour has finished.'