Cold Drink Enthusiast T-Shirts

Global Warming.

'If this is tea, I'll have a coffee. If it's a coffee, I'll have a tea!'

"Ah! I see you've found a cold beer to your liking, sir."

"It's pumpin spice latte season - I feel it in the air."

The Stages of Coffee Addiction

Tea Snob.

Child selling cold lemonade in the winter

"One skinny latte, and is that with almond milk, coconut milk, soya milk..."

'The ice machine's broken!!'

"Here, but you'd better hurry and drink it before it gets warm."

'For future reference, just the bottle goes in the chiller.'

Try and stay cool, Y'all

"Are you SURE you want a hot buttered rum?"

"Last night, I tried out some new stuff, but tonight I'm only drinking the classics."

"Hey, Honey, is the lake still co...never mind!"

"I'm cutting you off, pal. You've had enough Snapple."

Selling food out of a sleigh.

"I thought, 'Join me in a cup of coffee', was just an expression!"

Coffee Morning

Ice cubes

'To you, it spoils the wine; to me, it improves the ice cubes.'

Pet Cryogenics.

'Cold enough now?' (Beer in block of ice.)

Lemonade stand open 365 days a year.

'No ice for me thanks: I'm sick of ice everywhere...'

'The doctor allows Sam only one cup of coffee a day.'

'Time out- brain freeze.'

'Coffee. Milk.'

"I can't talk now. I've only got 2 minutes when my coffee is past scalding hot but not yet tepid."

'Do you have any root-beer that's not old-fashioned?'

'Is the water cold?'

The Instant Coffee Ceremony

Chilled drinks cabinet.

'So, why do you like global warming?' 'I sell cold drinks.'

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