Ink Drinker Gifts

'To you it's wine, to me, it's my writer's block vaccine.'

'You wanna play another round?' 'Sure....tender, another round!'

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

"Evidence suggests she was working on the puzzle, got up to make tea, husband enters and puts last piece in..."

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

Where Indian ink came from.

Happy Hour

'You just don't know when to stop, do you?'

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

"Bad morning. I was running late and skipped my coffee, diet soda, energy drink and Ritalin."

7 Dwarves of Retirement

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'

"I think you'll find the pen is writier than the sword."

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

"Another flue shot, Larry.

'So it's the Mumm's Cordon Rouge, '98 Pouilly-Fuisse, '86 Chateau Margaux, and the '92 Barsac - would you like any food?'

Artist's Equipment Comes To Life

Quills - Sizes 1-9

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

Stationers' sign leaking ink onto a passer-by.

"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."

'Joe has been partying hard!'

All-Day Breakfast

Wine Tasting and Wine Guzzling

"I got tired of wearing a hat."

"Scientists may need a trillion dollar atom smasher to explore the fundamental questions of the universe, but all you need is one too many."

'The King of what?'

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

Back in my day, we were drawn with ink on paper, not on some fancy digital pad, but at least we knew we existed.

"Would you care to accessorize each other?"

'All I said was 'belly up to the bar'.'

'The guy at the end of the bar, would like to know if he can get you to buy him another drink?'

Penny