Icky Enthusiast Pillows

'Honey, it's your worms of the month delivery!'

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

Where Indian ink came from.

Use your imagination.

What's that? - 'It's a mosquito bite.' - 'Scratch it!' - 'No, I need to buy some cream.' - 'Make it bleed!!!' - 'Gahhh!!!' -

Piggy bank #6: Union Jack.

Jarvis Cocker

'The next piece contains sex, violence, and Homeric epithets.'

"I think you'll find the pen is writier than the sword."

Unhappy man with 'rabbit-ear' fingers behind his head.

"Still Undecided Political Blocs"

Artist's Equipment Comes To Life

Stationers' sign leaking ink onto a passer-by.

"I got tired of wearing a hat."

Item #3715 - cozy cardigan

Football Crazy strip six

"I'm having a pajama day."

"Why do they call what we're wearing 'sweats'?"

"Would you care to accessorize each other?"

Moving in

'Get up and put your house slippers on! - You'll be late for home school!'

"I'm still not sure if we've hired a creative genius or a complete cretin."

Just because I'm adapted to the cold, doesn't mean I like it!

'Here comes the Papa-razzi again...'

'As soon as I get a small tattoo, I'm going to take up yoga.'

Penny

Shakespeare in the clink

Clandestine cows.

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

"Pat's independently wealthy and dependably entertaining."

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

'I ink, therefore I am....'

"I think she marked yours in blue pen because she used up all her red on mine."

"Why the hell would you want a bison on your arm?"