Icky Enthusiast Mugs

'Honey, it's your worms of the month delivery!'

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

Use your imagination.

Where Indian ink came from.

What's that? - 'It's a mosquito bite.' - 'Scratch it!' - 'No, I need to buy some cream.' - 'Make it bleed!!!' - 'Gahhh!!!' -

Piggy bank #6: Union Jack.

'The next piece contains sex, violence, and Homeric epithets.'

"I think you'll find the pen is writier than the sword."

"Still Undecided Political Blocs"

Artist's Equipment Comes To Life

Stationers' sign leaking ink onto a passer-by.

"I'm having a pajama day."

"I got tired of wearing a hat."

'Get up and put your house slippers on! - You'll be late for home school!'

Moving in

"Why do they call what we're wearing 'sweats'?"

"Would you care to accessorize each other?"

Item #3715 - cozy cardigan

Football Crazy strip six

'Here comes the Papa-razzi again...'

Just because I'm adapted to the cold, doesn't mean I like it!

'As soon as I get a small tattoo, I'm going to take up yoga.'

Penny

Shakespeare in the clink

'I ink, therefore I am....'

Clandestine cows.

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

"Pat's independently wealthy and dependably entertaining."

"I think she marked yours in blue pen because she used up all her red on mine."

"Why the hell would you want a bison on your arm?"

Printers