Epic Enthusiast Mugs

'The next piece contains sex, violence, and Homeric epithets.'

Homer

"It's an epic novel about a guy who's trying to sell his car."

Before the invention of writing, ancient wisdom was passed down the generations orally, through the art of storytelling.

Then Satan First Knew PainAnd Writhed Him To and Fro. (Paradise Lost).

John Keats.

'Bay-owulf.'

'I'd like to return this book. I didn't like the ending.'

"I don't want to know how I end, so I tore out my last page."

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

International Women's Day

Batman at the Maternity Ward

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

"Now that's what I call customer service!"

"He was a very good boy."

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

The Amazing Man-Spider

"Hey Pete, why do you think they call it a 'Supermoon?'"

"You've changed."

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

Use your imagination.

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

"Honey, where did you put my Green Lantern cufflinks?!"

Warrior Woman

Epic Battles

Superheroes Having a Drink

"Don't you think you're taking this whole, 'neighbourhood watch' thing a little too serious, dear?"

'Minyan Man! You've saved the day again!'

'It just never dawned on me that one of his super powers was supervising."

"That whole, 'fast than a speeding bullet' think suddenly makes sense!"

Slow Night

"Nihilistic customer service"

Reasonableman

"POOPIN'! It's the Butt Signal!"