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'People have been known to lose an eye when a wink goes seriously wrong.'

"Tiddley Wink"

"Sure my wings flap 70 times per second-- I've been sipping nectar all day."

Small child building a large contraption from junk

Artist's Equipment Comes To Life

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

"With strong winds battering the country, the Met Office have issued an amber wig wearers warning."

The circus diver.

'Well, that's fixed that.'

'That's nothing...I've been told my wig takes fifteen years off me.'

It's a good thing our neighbors don't know what weirdos we are.

'As a kid I was always taking things apart...so, anyway, that's when my parents stopped getting me pets.'

'Please restore all toupees to upright position.'

"This obsession of yours about becoming a car mechanic..."

The not so secret life of Walter Mitty

"You've even got me confused now but I'm reasonably sure it's 'righty tighty - lefty loosey'."

"I bet they don't social distance... contact trace or even wash their paws."

"Oscar has been known to reinvent himself."

then, one day, when Robin's men were making merry, the deer struck.

'What's the situation about new wands these days?' - 'You can't beat 'compare wands.com.'

River Source

Machine

You know I can't do the twist.

So, do you have any hidden talents?

"Now be honest, does it make me look younger?"

'Jeez, honey! I thought we agreed not to bring our work home with us.'

'Yes dear, I was in a hurry to get home, why?'

Garden spade and fork shaped like a knife and fork.

Peg Party.

'Well, if you must run your fingers through my hair.'

'I'm gonna go slip into something less comfortable.'

"We're all good here. . . thanks anyway."

"I couldn't find my other wig."