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"That's why, I always recommend amateurs just ignore all winks."

* For latent content, see your psychiatrist.

"I believe it was called 'cursive'."

Madame ZuZu. Dream Interpretation. Tarot. Palms. She says the dream where I'm taking a test naked means I barely made it through school.

"I'm just having fruit for dinner. Well, mostly grapes. OK, all grapes. Fermented grapes. I'm having wine for dinner."

'People have been known to lose an eye when a wink goes seriously wrong.'

Infographics: the early years.

There are dreams...And then there's reality...

Don't forget to read the small print.

'...Contains Phixe-knide, TBHQ, hydro-cla, Cyklid, Yetfopnmide - and other unpronounceable stuff.' (grocery store)

IKEA Book

'There's been a change in my recurring nightmare. I'm no longer falling . . . my credit rating is.'

'I dreamed I was flying and I had airline food.'

"I'm here because my vision is getting so bad I can't even see clearly in my dreams at night!"

I've been having very strange dreams lately, but they're no match for how bizarre waking hours life has seemed.

'Right there is where he departs from the script.'

'Well, I just met the girl of my dreams -- you know, the kind you have when you eat anchovy pizza right before bed.'

"You may enter, doctor, if you can read this prescription."

"I'm not sure she really liked our gift. She used just two exclamation points after 'Thanks'."

"There you go kid. If you have a monster he can't get out now."

'...we were able to hide some rather significant losses.'

Work related problems for Madame Tussaud

'Prophetic dream, no chance! You lying on a plate, surrounded by vegetables? That can only be symbolic.'

Don't even dream of parking here.

For latent content, see your psychiatrist.

Last chance for dream analysis.

"When I called you an idiot I meant it in the nicest possible way."

Dreams of Grandeur

"I believe it translates to... have a nice day."

'I've never seen this symbol before. What could it mean?'

This guy's spelling was terrible --- Everybody knows it's "eye" before "eagle."

'I absolutely refuse to sign anything which requires a microscope and a stepladder to read it!'

"Sir, any pre-existing illnesses?" "Yes, brain damage from trying to read all the small print."

'And this is the small print in your travel insurance...'

Two tourists inspecting a French sign