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EOB - Explanation Of Benefits

* For latent content, see your psychiatrist.

"Are you sure there wasn't a floor model?"

"I believe it was called 'cursive'."

There are dreams...And then there's reality...

Don't forget to read the small print.

'...Contains Phixe-knide, TBHQ, hydro-cla, Cyklid, Yetfopnmide - and other unpronounceable stuff.' (grocery store)

'...just robbing peter to pay paul...what's up with you?'

'There's been a change in my recurring nightmare. I'm no longer falling . . . my credit rating is.'

"I'm here because my vision is getting so bad I can't even see clearly in my dreams at night!"

'I dreamed I was flying and I had airline food.'

'Okay. Now. Insert Part K into slot G...'

"Let me guess: Step two, add sand."

'Right there is where he departs from the script.'

'Well, I just met the girl of my dreams -- you know, the kind you have when you eat anchovy pizza right before bed.'

'Prophetic dream, no chance! You lying on a plate, surrounded by vegetables? That can only be symbolic.'

Work related problems for Madame Tussaud

"There you go kid. If you have a monster he can't get out now."

"I'm not sure she really liked our gift. She used just two exclamation points after 'Thanks'."

'...we were able to hide some rather significant losses.'

"You'll be working entirely on commission. We were kidding about the salary."

Maze of legalities.

For latent content, see your psychiatrist.

Last chance for dream analysis.

Never choose a vacation spot by its posters.

"We raised the price but lowered the down payment... so it kind of evens out."

'This prescription looks as though the doctor wrote it in Greek.'

"I believe it translates to... have a nice day."

Europe and TTIP