Deal Decipherers T-Shirts

"We raised the price but lowered the down payment... so it kind of evens out."

"It was terrifying experience being faced with that kind of compulsive, insane behaviour...I tell you it's positively the last time I put foot in the sales!"

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

When Tia Carmen says... "I got it for a very good price!" it means...she stopped at a garage sale on the way home.

That's supposed to say garage sale!

Sale.

'And I want that end table for $40...' When bargain hunters crack.

"The Box is bigger, the contents smaller, increased the price and called it improved."

Half-Price Haircut and Half-Cut Price Hair.

Customer Convention

Screwdriver labelled 'Buyer' and screw labelled 'seller'.

'hold the blog - I got a bargain in the sales'

Pizza Special: 5 Pizzas for $50 (Limit 4).

"I'm innocent. I've just never been able to pass up a good plea bargain."

"I give you the seven-billion dollar pup, then you give me back the seven-billion-dollar pup."

Buy One Get One Free Sign Outside Shoe Shop

The Bargain Brand

'...Contains Phixe-knide, TBHQ, hydro-cla, Cyklid, Yetfopnmide - and other unpronounceable stuff.' (grocery store)

'...just robbing peter to pay paul...what's up with you?'

"Which will it be - do we label it '20% free', and raise the price 20%, or label lit '40% free', and raise the price 40%?"

Black Friday

IKEA Book

Boomerang Sale! - No Returns

"As you know we've made a lot of acquisitions lately, and the last one we made seems to have resulted in us buying ourselves."

Every Friday lunchtime procurement managers would gather to boast of the size of bid documents they had received that week.

'The gas bill is a lot bigger than usual.'

Buy 1 Get 1 Free. Buy 2 You're Stupid.

Shopper sees sign: Buy one get ripped off.

'Our definition of a 'bargain' is right there in the small print.'

It was an impulse buy.

"How much is the sign?"

'I hope you kept the receipt.'

"And despite recent insinuations, this loan contract being signed by my client is perfectly legitimate."

Autos. You can drive a hard bargain, but you may find a bargain is hard to drive.