Wink-and-nod Communicator T-Shirts

"When I called you an idiot I meant it in the nicest possible way."

"No, I really thought each sentence ended with an emoji!"

'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.'

With the popularity of spell-checkers, many people are turning to the new speech-checkers.

My phone is synced with my tablet, my tablet is synced with my laptop ... but none of them are synced with me."

'After we learn the alphabet, are we going to learn how to text?'

Mr Jones is not seeing anyone in person. Do you have a webcam?

'A thousand word report? How many words is that in text message?'

'Modern romance'

"I'm just having fruit for dinner. Well, mostly grapes. OK, all grapes. Fermented grapes. I'm having wine for dinner."

Babble. Pbl. Babama. Bbb. Brb. Bod.

"I speak Latin, you know."

"Nd how did tht mke u feel?"

'This is Martins, the office I was telling you about. She's got a real knack for texting people down from window ledges!'

'People have been known to lose an eye when a wink goes seriously wrong.'

School nativity. Boy says: 'If you have been affected by any of the issues raised in this drama ...'

By teaching the parrot a few key phrases, Marilyn no longer needs to nag her kids.

You make me feel more like a veterinarian than a psychiatrist, Al. Why is that, Dr. Kapuchnik? Because you're one sick puppy.

"Blame the scientists who are teaching me sign-language Mum: It's not my fault if it's easier to learn the rude signs..."

'Of course, this social contract will have to remain hypothical until someone invents writing.'

"Ok, so I just texted everybody my commencement speech."

"I'm leaving you, Steven....It's all there in my text message."

"All those in favor Retweet."

'You know me, I'm a problem solver. I listen. I flirt with understanding. I move on.'

Newborn Uses Smartphone To Send His Dad A Text Message.

Modern Communications

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"...and I'm proficient in two languages ? English and text messaging."

'No need to text me your answer to that. I'm right here.'

"I see that, but can you play well with others?"

"Of course I try to communicate with him - I update my blog almost daily."

'Truthfully - do you really Laugh Out Loud at all my texts?'

"If you want to know how my day went, read my blog."

"My son, using 'Reply All' is not a sin."

Man reads book entitled: TXTRS DGEST.