Wink-and-nod Communicator Pillows

"When I called you an idiot I meant it in the nicest possible way."

"No, I really thought each sentence ended with an emoji!"

'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.'

My phone is synced with my tablet, my tablet is synced with my laptop ... but none of them are synced with me."

'After we learn the alphabet, are we going to learn how to text?'

Mr Jones is not seeing anyone in person. Do you have a webcam?

'A thousand word report? How many words is that in text message?'

"I speak Latin, you know."

'This is Martins, the office I was telling you about. She's got a real knack for texting people down from window ledges!'

'People have been known to lose an eye when a wink goes seriously wrong.'

'Modern romance'

"I'm just having fruit for dinner. Well, mostly grapes. OK, all grapes. Fermented grapes. I'm having wine for dinner."

"Nd how did tht mke u feel?"

School nativity. Boy says: 'If you have been affected by any of the issues raised in this drama ...'

"Ok, so I just texted everybody my commencement speech."

"I'm leaving you, Steven....It's all there in my text message."

'Of course, this social contract will have to remain hypothical until someone invents writing.'

"Blame the scientists who are teaching me sign-language Mum: It's not my fault if it's easier to learn the rude signs..."

'You know me, I'm a problem solver. I listen. I flirt with understanding. I move on.'

Newborn Uses Smartphone To Send His Dad A Text Message.

Modern Communications

First O.M.G. church.

"...and I'm proficient in two languages ? English and text messaging."

'No need to text me your answer to that. I'm right here.'

"I see that, but can you play well with others?"

Have a nice day, if you are already having a nice day please disregard this notice. (reading letter at mailbox)

"My son, using 'Reply All' is not a sin."

Man reads book entitled: TXTRS DGEST.

"If you want to know how my day went, read my blog."