Invisible Ink Decoder T-Shirts

I love this game. Connect the invisible dots. Conspiracy theorist as a child.

Tuning Up for the Air Guitar Competition

"The emoji she used says she loves me..."

'Very well, I'll introduce you. Ego, meet ID. Now get back to work.'

Paw readings

Infographics: the early years.

'People who can read Venn diagrams...'

'Sheisse ... What ein dream!' - Freud

'I know what you're thinking.'

"I dreamed last night that I was furious at you for charging me for missing last week's session. What do you think it means?"

IKEA Book

'Roughly translated it says 'Can't remember the code to get into your pyramid? Call Pharaoh Locksmithing.'

"Well, yes, I suppose I could explain the test results in 'plain English' — but then you'd know how sick you are."

"I hope this makes it clearer!"

'It says I can't access Pharaoh's tablet unless I'm on his buddies list.'

'It says he put the 'Ram' in the 'Rama Lama Ding Dong'.'

Ancient Egyptian Curser

'I hate it when they use invisible line.'

Siggy

"Leave the lights burning when you go home. Pass it on."

'It's this one here, that I don't understand.'

"I had the strangest dream. I was suddenly in a room full of people, and I didn't have a stitch on."

"The doctors call it Polymyositis, but I call it 'Military Arthritis' because it comes with a lot of fatigue."

Russian Missiles Incognito

An archaeologist sees an ancient Egyptian entrance to a subway.

'I've never seen this symbol before. What could it mean?'

This guy's spelling was terrible --- Everybody knows it's "eye" before "eagle."

"So what's the emoji for 'low-hanging fruit?'"

"A pharaoh who lived by the Nile...And was eaten by an old crocodile."

"I believe it translates to... have a nice day."

'I got rid of those funny little spots in front of my eyes. Now what's bugging me is a buzzing noise in my ears, like somebody sawing logs.'

"I just had a communications nightmare! I dreamt that the postal workers were on strike, the internet was down and someone had eaten the carrier pigeons!"

Marooned Optometrist

'We're all pretty much in agreement that this is what your doctor scribbled as your prescription.'

"I got you a book on the meaning of dreams."