Invisible Ink Fanatic T-Shirts

"I know we have some invisible ink somewhere but we can never find it..."

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

Where Indian ink came from.

Stationers' sign leaking ink onto a passer-by.

"I got tired of wearing a hat."

"Would you care to accessorize each other?"

'As soon as I get a small tattoo, I'm going to take up yoga.'

Penny

Shakespeare in the clink

"Our branding lacks that certain sense of timeless gravitas. Can we have it iconosized?"

"Why the hell would you want a bison on your arm?"

Printers

Trees tattoo

Aubrey Beardsley

'The Pen Is Mightier...Still.'

Young woman shows off her tattoos.

"Apparently he only uses fugitive colours."

Tattoo and Piercing...Stares by an angry, judgmental mother.

'Sorry, but I think your Mondrian tattoo was a mistake.'

'I made hundreds of copies to give to all the students in my school. By the way, the color printer is out of ink.'

Invisible throng murmuring appreciation of invisible art at London's Hayward Gallery.

At the National Museum of Computer Icon Art

"But I don't run out of ink."

"Don't mess with that guy. He's a real hardwood."

'I've been transferred again.'

"He's been acting like this ever since we installed the invisible fence."

"I warned you that tattoo wouldn't change colour."

"I used to be withdrawn. Now I'm overdrawn."

"Dad, I was thinking...can I get a tattoo...right here!"

"How much more for pinstripes?"

'It's definitely a tattoo that I can reflect on in the future.'

'Oh yes, Steve is very smart. . . he even does the crossword puzzles in ink.'

'I got tattoos of all my passwords.'

"Your life line is a little weak, but we can fix that."

'You and your aversion to needles!'