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"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

Billy. The Kid.

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

Where Indian ink came from.

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

'Being a superhero doesn't mean that everything about me is super you know!'

"No flight of the Bumblebee"

"The doctor will be with you two in a second. As for you, I'd recommend a motivational speaker."

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

Spiro & Pusho and the Scavenger.

'Well, Scout Smith, escort the little old lay across the street.'

"I think you'll find the pen is writier than the sword."

'I knew if we waited long enough, heaven would downsize.'

Stationers' sign leaking ink onto a passer-by.

'Hi, this is Batman. You've reached the Batcave. I'm not in right now but as soon as I return I'll call you bat.'

"Would you care to accessorize each other?"

"I got tired of wearing a hat."

"It's good you're avoiding radioactive pieces of your destroyed home planet that deprive you of your superpowers... but you should also watch the sodium."

"Moses, some of the people are requesting gluten free manna."

Their relationship was doomed to fail. She was frigid, and his arms were too short to rub one out.

'If I wasn't meant to destroy the world, God wouldn't have created me with atomic blasters instead of hands.'