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More Medicare Dollars taken From Seniors

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

"We need to make some cuts. We'll start with integrity, accountability, openness, and transparency."

'According to our statistics department, 78.93 of the statistics they produce are worthless.'

Three gates of hell: marriage counseling, investments, company meetings

"So then, after I'd invented my time machine, I thought: why not go back and visit the good old days?"

Baby's first thought...Daddy's a moron.

"It says 'break glass' but it doesn't say what glass!'

Don't swallow. I've lost a contact.

"Your usually vicious sarcasm is weak. Go pump some irony."

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

"And we are proud to say we only use the freshest artificial ingredients."

"Well, look at the bright side, Timmy — you're 100 percent wrong."

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

Where Indian ink came from.

'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'

'The meek shall inherit the Earth!'

Bookstore, the Politically Incorrect Guide to You.

Joe's 'Take Responsibility For Your Own Actions' Bar.

'They help with my nicotine patch addiction.'

'Half-baked beans, low fat variety' "Who says we have no taste?"

"We'll destroy it to the ground ... ...and then..."

"After a long day or remote work, it feels great to change into something less comfortable."

Emergency Phone.

'There will be no raises this year since the state now has a lottery.'

"Never mind, Harry. Just remember, the 'Saturday Review' loved it."

Businessman sees door sign 'Department of Mismanagement and Overbudget'.

'My pessimism keeps me optimistic.'

I thought you said Megson couldn't be bought.

'My diet seems to be working great! Do you have any less relaxed jeans?'

"I'm putting you on a beef diet. Nothing beef for breakfast, nothing beef for lunch, nothing beef for tea, nothing beef for..."

"Wait, you're firing me?! But I was Time magazine’s Person of the Year!"

"And finally, I’d like to thank all those people I stepped on and used to get here. I couldn’t have done it without your submissive insecurity and relentless resignation."

“I may not know much about books, but I do know which titles burn best.”