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Santa getting a Xmas wrapper design tattoo.

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

Where Indian ink came from.

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

"The eggnog fountain is a bad idea."

"And my client will be seeking significant damages for being mistakenly placed in the naughty column!"

Yo ho ho!

Stationers' sign leaking ink onto a passer-by.

"Would you care to accessorize each other?"

"I got tired of wearing a hat."

'Maybe there is something in all this global warming stuff.'

'As soon as I get a small tattoo, I'm going to take up yoga.'

Penny

Shakespeare in the clink

"As you can see, I've learned the alphabet."

"I've had. . . um. . . just a small sherry. . ."

'Let's open presents Christmas Eve AND morning. That way Christmas lasts for TWO days.'

Merry Kissmas

'I get that reaction a lot.'

'I agreed to guide you, My contract says nothing about pulling a sleigh,'

"Why the hell would you want a bison on your arm?"

Printers

"It's ironic. It looks like you're here because you're such a bad cartoonist."

Trees tattoo

Tattoo and Piercing...Stares by an angry, judgmental mother.

Elf of the Month

'The Pen Is Mightier...Still.'

'Sorry, but I think your Mondrian tattoo was a mistake.'

Young woman shows off her tattoos.

"Pull over, Rudolph! We'll have to charge the electric sleigh again..."

'I made hundreds of copies to give to all the students in my school. By the way, the color printer is out of ink.'

"Don't mess with that guy. He's a real hardwood."

'This would be perfect for Charlene to give her husband...'

"Dad, I was thinking...can I get a tattoo...right here!"

"How much more for pinstripes?"