Festive Ink Enthusiast Pillows

Santa getting a Xmas wrapper design tattoo.

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

Where Indian ink came from.

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

Mrs Claus - North Pole Dancing.

"The eggnog fountain is a bad idea."

Stationers' sign leaking ink onto a passer-by.

Yo ho ho!

"And my client will be seeking significant damages for being mistakenly placed in the naughty column!"

"I got tired of wearing a hat."

"Would you care to accessorize each other?"

'Maybe there is something in all this global warming stuff.'

Penny

'As soon as I get a small tattoo, I'm going to take up yoga.'

Shakespeare in the clink

"As you can see, I've learned the alphabet."

"I've had. . . um. . . just a small sherry. . ."

'Let's open presents Christmas Eve AND morning. That way Christmas lasts for TWO days.'

Merry Kissmas

'I get that reaction a lot.'

'I agreed to guide you, My contract says nothing about pulling a sleigh,'

"Why the hell would you want a bison on your arm?"

Printers

Tattoo and Piercing...Stares by an angry, judgmental mother.

'Sorry, but I think your Mondrian tattoo was a mistake.'

Trees tattoo

"Pull over, Rudolph! We'll have to charge the electric sleigh again..."

Young woman shows off her tattoos.

"It's ironic. It looks like you're here because you're such a bad cartoonist."

'The Pen Is Mightier...Still.'

Elf of the Month

'I made hundreds of copies to give to all the students in my school. By the way, the color printer is out of ink.'

"Dad, I was thinking...can I get a tattoo...right here!"

'This would be perfect for Charlene to give her husband...'

"How much more for pinstripes?"