Festive Flair Aficionado Pillows

Christmas Puppy Bow

Santa Claus's Mail

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

'I was an egg in the Easter play.'

Mrs Claus - North Pole Dancing.

"Really! How many 'How to Survive the Festive Season' articles does one man need?"

'Do I get to take an 'elfie' with Santa, too?'

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

Yo ho ho!

"Your blood sugar levels are off the chart! Just how many Hallmark Christmas movies did you watch?"

"If I survive this holiday, I'm moving to a pond."

"Hmm. The lights are on, but nobody's home..."

Cheers

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'Thanks mum, it's just what I always wanted!'

"I've had. . . um. . . just a small sherry. . ."

'And that,and that,and that...'

"As you can see, I've learned the alphabet."

A Christmas tree self portrait

Maypole

Merry Kissmas

'Let's open presents Christmas Eve AND morning. That way Christmas lasts for TWO days.'

The other days of the year...

Festive squad

'I agreed to guide you, My contract says nothing about pulling a sleigh,'

There's no place like Ho-Ho-Home

Great Moment in North Pole History

"Normally after 365 years we'd be looking at a better figure, but not when you've only worked one day a year!"

Are we human or are we Dancer, Prancer, Comet and Vixen

'Somehow it just doesn't seem worth it for a one man business.'

'First she called my mother, and then she called Santa.'