Holy Ink Enthusiast Pillows

Holier Than Thou

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

Where Indian ink came from.

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

"I think you'll find the pen is writier than the sword."

Stationers' sign leaking ink onto a passer-by.

"I got tired of wearing a hat."

"Would you care to accessorize each other?"

Penny

'As soon as I get a small tattoo, I'm going to take up yoga.'

Shakespeare in the clink

'I ink, therefore I am....'

"I think she marked yours in blue pen because she used up all her red on mine."

"Why the hell would you want a bison on your arm?"

Printers

"It's ironic. It looks like you're here because you're such a bad cartoonist."

Young woman shows off her tattoos.

Trees tattoo

'The Pen Is Mightier...Still.'

The Coffee Tattoo

The mobile -priest was keen to use modern technology to 'keep in touch' with his parishioners!

'Sorry, but I think your Mondrian tattoo was a mistake.'

"You know, Father, they say the Old Testament is the new New Testament."

Tattoo and Piercing...Stares by an angry, judgmental mother.

'I made hundreds of copies to give to all the students in my school. By the way, the color printer is out of ink.'

"Don't mess with that guy. He's a real hardwood."

"But I don't run out of ink."

'Never mind what I see. The better question is, why are you obsessed with my bodily functions?'

'It's definitely a tattoo that I can reflect on in the future.'

"I warned you that tattoo wouldn't change colour."

"Dad, I was thinking...can I get a tattoo...right here!"

"How much more for pinstripes?"

"I've never done a Wi-Fi password before!"

"I used to be withdrawn. Now I'm overdrawn."

'To everything there is a season; a time to cut, and a time to paste...'