Holy Ink Enthusiast Gifts

Holier Than Thou

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

Where Indian ink came from.

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

"I think you'll find the pen is writier than the sword."

Stationers' sign leaking ink onto a passer-by.

"Would you care to accessorize each other?"

"I got tired of wearing a hat."

Penny

'As soon as I get a small tattoo, I'm going to take up yoga.'

Shakespeare in the clink

'I ink, therefore I am....'

"Why the hell would you want a bison on your arm?"

"I think she marked yours in blue pen because she used up all her red on mine."

Printers

Tattoo and Piercing...Stares by an angry, judgmental mother.

'The Pen Is Mightier...Still.'

"It's ironic. It looks like you're here because you're such a bad cartoonist."

Trees tattoo

Young woman shows off her tattoos.

"You know, Father, they say the Old Testament is the new New Testament."

The mobile -priest was keen to use modern technology to 'keep in touch' with his parishioners!

'Sorry, but I think your Mondrian tattoo was a mistake.'

The Coffee Tattoo

'I made hundreds of copies to give to all the students in my school. By the way, the color printer is out of ink.'

'To everything there is a season; a time to cut, and a time to paste...'

"Dad, I was thinking...can I get a tattoo...right here!"

"I used to be withdrawn. Now I'm overdrawn."

'I've been transferred again.'

"Don't mess with that guy. He's a real hardwood."

'Never mind what I see. The better question is, why are you obsessed with my bodily functions?'

"I warned you that tattoo wouldn't change colour."

"I've never done a Wi-Fi password before!"

"How much more for pinstripes?"

"But I don't run out of ink."